Ee-gad.

Am I the only person in the world that thinks that midnight blue and black just don't go together? 

Like this god-forsaken, shapeless dress...

And these shoes.

I'll be wearing this to my cousin's wedding.  I guess it's true about the bride wanting her bridesmaids to be uglier than her.  She is going to ROCK that show. 

Her bridesmaids will look like old maids.  My 19-year old sister that has a bangin' bod' will look like a square.  I'm changing into my halter dress and hot pink wedge heels as soon as we hit the reception.

Sha-bam!

Now that's what I want to wear!